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on April 9th, 2013 in Front Page, Just for Smiles by No Ring On This Thing | No CommentsWalking hand in hand with your loved one while drinking a latte on a lazy Sunday morning…sounds lovely. But you’re single, so now what? No problem. You can get yourself one of these! Hey, don’t laugh. When you’re done drinking, you won’t wonder when the next time he’ll text you…
Continue reading...Happily Ever After
on March 30th, 2012 in Front Page, Just for Smiles, Single Men Say by No Ring On This Thing | No CommentsI ran across this “Fairy Tale” that clearly describes how a single guy lives it up with No Ring On This Thing. So I decided to write one of my own for all of us “Princesses” out there who are doing the same! Enjoy your freedom and wave your naked…
Continue reading...Blind Dates Are For The Birds
on November 21st, 2011 in Dating Dilemmas, Front Page by No Ring On This Thing | 3 CommentsWhen married people come across the unattached, they often feel the overwhelming urge to begin scheming, constructing, and devising a way to set you up with someone…anyone, really. Usually, they don’t even have a specific person in mind. You watch their face as they stare into the emptiness, mentally scrolling…
Continue reading...Birthdays – No More Bouncy Castles
on August 29th, 2011 in Front Page, Just for Smiles by No Ring On This Thing | 2 CommentsFor the past several years, I haven’t been too psyched about celebrating my birthday…and this one was definitely not going to be an exception. However, I decided that maybe this time, closing my eyes and pretending it wasn’t happening was not such a good idea. I’ll keep that tactic for…
Continue reading...Online Dating – More Pic Failures
on July 5th, 2011 in Front Page, Online Dating by No Ring On This Thing | 2 CommentsMeeting someone you want to date is hard. But guys, let’s not make it harder. Posting pics like these in your profiles is not gonna help fill up your social calendar. It’s kind of like threatening to kill your date if she doesn’t show up. Or maybe wearing a clown…
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