Online Dating – More Pic Failures

on Jul 05 in Front Page, Online Dating by No Ring On This Thing

Meeting someone you want to date is hard.  But guys, let’s not make it harder.  Posting pics like these in your profiles is not gonna help fill up your social calendar.  It’s kind of like threatening to kill your date if she doesn’t show up.  Or maybe wearing a clown suit on your first date to show her that you have a “sense of humor” because you read that is what she wanted.  Think twice before clicking “Upload.”

 

I’m really good with a gun.  So don’t burn my toast B*#@%! 
(Shot through the heart, and you’re to blame.  Darling, you give love, a bad name.)

 

   

I’m the shirtless guy.  Yeah. The white one, in swim trunks.  That one.
(Group shots are ridiculous.  Unless you are standing with a bunch of dudes who are incredibly less attractive than you are.  Hey, whatever helps.)

 

 

Do you like homoerotic fight scenes?  Cool.  So, you don’t mind if my hot boyfriend joins us for dinner then?
(May I suggest another website called Rentboy.com?  It’s for gay dudes.  Ain’t no shame in your game though.  Good luck!)

 

 

Would you like to see my c#*k?
(Very funny.  Although, posting a pic like this doesn’t show me anything.  But THIS does!)

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